Peg Legz

Wanna hear a joke about wood?

No??

Oh...awkwood.

Now that we've gotten  that out of the way, what could be more endearing (I mean, en deering...okay, I'm done...I swear) than a pair of leggings that not only evokes this wonderful, woodsy, take-your-lovah-to-an-xmas-tree-(or-Hanukkah-bush)-lot-with-a-steamy-mug-of-spiked-hot-cocoa-and-do-the-nasty-in-your-own-personal-Narnia-while-they-strap-your-tree-to-the-hood-of-your-car season, but will also look supah adorbz year-round with a simple black shirt and fun accessories?

Other uses for these badass leggings...

1. Blending in whilst cuddling by the fire. Note: this is potentially dangerous if your lovah is visually challenged and you're chilling by the wood pile

2. Blending in whilst doing the nasty in an xmas tree lot (see above)

3. Blending in with all your over-sized pencil friends 

4. Blending in while on the Pinocchio ride at Disneyland

5. Blending in at a strip club (think about it...)

The list goes on, but truly, these babies will be the envy of all your friends. Wooden or otherwise.